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水平walked into the butcher shop(肉铺) just before it closed. he said, "Thank Heavens, I've made it in time! Have you any chicken?" 老于opened his fridge and took out his only chicken, and plonked(扔) it onto the scale, It weighed two pounds.
"Ah, haven't you anything bigger?" 水平 inquired.
老于returned the chicken to the fridge, took it out again, and plonked it onto the scale. Only this time, he kept his thumb on the chicken, the scale showed three pounds.
"Marvelous!(太好了)" said 水平," I'll have both of them please."
then 老于 fainted. |
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