No.35 Lao Yu - A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

大T

Dear Xia,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.

Xia … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street and as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays XIA, and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend, please send it back to me, I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing Xia, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you, I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch/Dinner 895 RMB, Cool Drinks 2938 RMB, Snacks 5645 RMB, Juice 3845 RMB, Cinema 1235 RMB, Internet Chatting 1499 RMB, Mobile 2546 RMB, Petrol 4255 RMB & Gift Items 7850 RMB, - Grand Total: 30,708 RMB (in Words: Thirty Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight RMB).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, I am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

[ 本帖最后由 大T 于 2008-5-9 10:06 编辑 ]

三生石

ahahhahhahahhahha, good ways to save time and money for dating with new lover

fangqilei

prety good.

sxljust

Reasons are sound.Good luck!May your money be back soon!Also,if your new girl friend deserves you doing so?Maybe sincere input is more than money i think!But 4kg is enough to express everything.I am doubting if your former girl friend is rock or something!

mydob

forget the sadness, you will have a colourful day