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Dear Xia,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
Xia … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street and as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays XIA, and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend, please send it back to me, I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing Xia, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you, I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch/Dinner 895 RMB, Cool Drinks 2938 RMB, Snacks 5645 RMB, Juice 3845 RMB, Cinema 1235 RMB, Internet Chatting 1499 RMB, Mobile 2546 RMB, Petrol 4255 RMB & Gift Items 7850 RMB, - Grand Total: 30,708 RMB (in Words: Thirty Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight RMB).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, I am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
[ 本帖最后由 大T 于 2008-5-9 10:06 编辑 ] |
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