Three Surgeons

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Three Surgeons


Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

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Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
三个著名的外科医生在一起吹嘘他们的医术,一个说:一个手掉了的男人找到我医治后,今天这个人是一名小提琴演奏家.
另一个说:一个腿断了的家伙找到我医治后,今天这个人是一名马拉松运动员.最后一个人说:我比你们厉害的多,有一天我遇到一次可怕的交通事故,事故现场只剩下一个马的屁股和一付眼镜,今天这个人坐在联邦政府议院里.