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发表于 2012-10-12 15:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 来自: 中国福建福州
    a lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
the parrot said to her,"hey,lady,you are really ugly."well,the lady is furious!
she stormed past the store to her work.
on the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her,"hey,lady,you are really ugly."she was incredibly ticked now.

    the next day the same parrot again said to her,"hey,lady,you are really ugly."
the lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.the store manager replied profused he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

    when the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her,"hey,lady."
she paused and said,"yes?"
the bird said,"you know."


      一个女人在去上班的路上看到在一个宠物店钱有只鹦鹉站在树枝上。鹦鹉向她说:“嘿,女士,你真的很丑。”女人感到有点生气。她怒气冲冲地接着去上班了。在回家的路上她再一次看到了那只鹦鹉,而那只鹦鹉又说道:“嘿,女士,你真的很丑。”她现在感到非常生气了。

      第二天这只鹦鹉又对她说:“嘿,女士,你真的很丑。”女人暴怒地走进了宠物店说她要起诉这家宠物店,要求杀死这只鸟,经理一遍一遍的道歉并保证他绝对不会让鹦鹉再这么说了。

      当女人再次下班回家的时候,鹦鹉又叫道:“嘿,女士。”她停下脚步问:“然后呢?”这只鹦鹉说:“你知道的。”
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发表于 2012-10-12 16:02 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国江苏无锡
该说鹦鹉神奇呢还是这个经理神奇。
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-10-12 16:14 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国福建福州
安心1128 发表于 2012-10-12 16:02
该说鹦鹉神奇呢还是这个经理神奇。

一直挺想要这么一个会说话的鸟儿的,感觉会好有趣
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