英文笑话（中英对照，带语音）

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1.    Psychiatrist 精神病医生
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13379.html
2.    Problem with gas放屁的问题
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13378.html
3.    Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13377.html
4.   Photo 我老婆的照片
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13376.html
5.    Talking clock 会说话的钟
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13375.html
6.    Parking Expenses 停车费
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13374.html
7.    他什么都没听到
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13373.html
8.    Interruption 轻率的插话
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13372.html
9.    Business just started 开张大吉
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13371.html
10. 班级、情人和蠢驴
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13370.html
11. 你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13369.html
12. Want a day off 想请一天假
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13368.html
13. 圣彼德的问题
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13367.html
14. Honest？诚实吗？
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13366.html
15. Endearing terms 可爱的称呼
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13365.html
16. Life after death 死后重生
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13364.html
17. It worked 真的有效！
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13363.html
18. 好消息＆坏消息！
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061224/13362.html
19. Five Hundred Times 五百遍
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2039.html
20.Your horse called 马打电话
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2038.html
21. No Problem 没问题
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2037.html
22. 我把他吊起来让他晾干
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2036.html

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22    粉红西装卖出去了！
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2034.html
23    Who is that woman? 那女人是谁？
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2023.html
24    一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2022.html
25   你是怎么引起洪水的？
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2021.html
26   Keys to Success 成功的关键
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2020.html
27    Stopover 中途停留的优惠
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2019.html
28    The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2018.html
29.Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2017.html
30    Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2016.html
31    Chicken soup 鸡汤
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2015.html
32. Free advice? 免费的建议？
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2014.html
33. Skinny Dipping 裸泳
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2013.html
34. Chaude and Cold 热与冷
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2012.html
35 Do you think I'm stupid ?
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2011.html
36. The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2010.html
37. The best answer 最佳答案
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2009.html
38. MOSES
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2008.html
39 I Lost 我输了
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2007.html
40. They are directly from America 它们是直接从美国带来的
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2006.html
41. from America 它们是从美国带来的
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2006.html
42. Mommy is hitting the bottle 妈妈在砸瓶子
http://www.insuns.com/english/interest/humor/20061004/2005.html