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Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什么啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：没作什么。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：没作什么？你看著我们的结婚证书，足足有一小时了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在寻找它的有效日期是到什么时候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐吗？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 当然！我可以选择吗？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：为什么你经常把我的照片放在你皮夹里？
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：当问题发生时，不管有多困难，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我对你有多么惊人的影响力啊！
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我问自己，还有什么困难比这个来得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚后我要分担你所有的烦恼、困扰，以减轻你的负担。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩：亲爱的，妳真体贴，但我并没有任何烦恼或困扰。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因为我们还没结婚的缘故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子：今早我和爹地一起搭车，他要我让座给一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母：嗯，你这么做是对的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子：但是，妈，我当时是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生问他太太：如果我父亲没留下巨额财产给我，你会嫁给我吗？
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人温柔的答道：亲爱的，不管是谁留下财产给你，我都会嫁给你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩对著男友说：吻我一下，我就永远属于你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：谢谢您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻问夫：你最喜欢我哪一点？我美丽的脸庞，还是我性感的躯体？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
他把她从头到脚浏览了一遍，回道：我喜欢你的幽默感。 |
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