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The bear and the rabbit 熊和兔子

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发表于 2009-3-17 12:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 来自: 中国江苏南通
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie(神) in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, I wish to be the only male bear in this forest. And he got his wish. The rabbit said, I want a motorcycle helmet.(摩托车安全帽) And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish. The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet(头盔;钢盔;帽盔;安全帽). And he got his wish. The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females. And he got his wish. It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay(男同性恋).
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发表于 2009-3-17 12:42 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国江苏泰州
很好的
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发表于 2009-3-17 12:43 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国江苏南通
Haha
Powerful rabbit
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发表于 2009-3-17 17:56 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国上海
a bad rabbit.
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发表于 2009-3-18 15:03 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国江苏连云港
clever rabbit
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发表于 2009-3-18 15:06 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国江苏南通
楼主经常发这样的帖子   我支持
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发表于 2009-3-18 15:55 | 显示全部楼层 来自: 中国山东青岛

humorous.
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