中国式英语-爆笑

沁心雨 · 发表于 2008-7-30 16:01

1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有两下儿

abcdefg000686 · 发表于 2008-7-30 17:24

Let me see see....
Real good laugh.....

gaofei · 发表于 2008-7-30 17:49

沁心雨 · 发表于 2008-7-31 08:06

You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

金蛇剑 · 发表于 2008-9-26 15:52

不许动,翻译成freez比较合适吧

南通海浪 · 发表于 2008-9-26 15:59

原帖由 沁心雨 于 2008-7-31 08:06 发表
You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

U give me station live

christ · 发表于 2008-9-26 18:03

Gentleman: Can I invite you for a dinner?
Lady:Next time.
Gentleman: when?
Lady:I don't know,always next time.

GPA254L · 发表于 2009-12-20 17:05

笑死人不偿命！！

Shelleys6868 · 发表于 2009-12-29 11:09

爆笑！

bingli0515 · 发表于 2009-12-29 14:55

old three old four!!
老三老四

泰拉比亚 · 发表于 2009-12-29 15:58

good good study 好好学习
day day up 天天向上...

xhj25000 · 发表于 2009-12-29 16:35

If you no three no four again,I will give you some color to see see!如果你再不三不四，我将给你点颜色看看！
Small appearance! do not pretend B. Be careful be cut by thunder.小样，莫装B，小心被雷劈

白月光 · 发表于 2010-1-23 19:09

中国式英语！！！！！！！！

xuehu122 · 发表于 2010-1-25 11:49

确实是挺搞笑，这么直译

yang8853005 · 发表于 2010-1-28 18:52

Chinglish 有意思~~~

adamwisdom · 发表于 2011-10-15 15:42

回复 1# 沁心雨

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five! ----------------------------------------哈哈!這句真好笑，開心了!謝謝分享

395364996 · 发表于 2011-10-16 00:49

回复 5# 金蛇剑

stop moving

395364996 · 发表于 2011-10-16 00:50

回复 6# 南通海浪

stop moving

wulaidexin · 发表于 2011-10-16 01:13

year !oh !!!

恒爱一生有你 · 发表于 2011-10-23 19:51

搞笑死了

中国式英语-爆笑

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