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来自: 中国辽宁大连
最恶搞的圣诞祝福If one night a bigfat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and putsyou in a sackdon't worry I toldSantaI wanted you forCHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS如果某天晚上一个胖子跳进你的窗户、抓起你往麻袋里塞,别担心。那是我告诉圣诞老人,我要你做我的圣诞礼物。圣诞快乐!最内涵的圣诞祝福An urgent helpplease. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindlyarrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bearwith him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.紧急求助!我一个好朋友来了,我让他去找你。麻烦你安排一个房间、好好照顾他。他有点孩子气,耐心点啦。他的名字叫“耶稣”。圣诞快乐!最有爱的圣诞祝福May the magic oflove twinkle in your lives throughout the holidays and the upcoming new year.愿爱的奇迹在你生命中闪耀,掠过圣诞、掠过来年。最诗意的圣诞祝福Through a lookingglass of a thousand stars,heavenly angelswatch over us and bless us unaware.May healthhappiness and good times greet you each day of the new year.透过千万颗星星,天上的天使在默默看着我们、并无声地守护我们。愿健康安乐及美好时光伴你在新年的每一天。最“无赖”的圣诞祝福No Greeting CardTo Give.No Sweet FlowersTo Send.No Cute GraphicsTo Forward.JustA LOVING HEARTSayingHAPPY X’MAS!没卡寄你、没花送你、连张可爱的简讯图片都没有。我只有一颗爱你的心,说着“圣诞快乐”!最吃货的圣诞祝福Have an icy-icyCHRISTMAS, with BUTTERING MSGs, CHOCALATY CALLS, CREAMY THOUGHTS, FRUITY FUNS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.愿你有一个清清爽爽的圣诞节:多收黄油般的讯息、多打巧克力味的电话、多些奶油似的的想法、玩得像水果般甜蜜!圣诞快乐!(注:因简讯中有许多非正式的写法,如CHOCALATY,译为“巧克力味”的。在此为保留讯息的感觉原文未做纠正。)
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